Every photograph on this page was taken by a real person on a real sidewalk in a real
city. None of them are of Jesus. We are not going to pretend otherwise.
But there is a man. There is a very specific man. He has been photographed
so many times now that we had to make a page about it, and the honest answer is:
we don't know. He has never confirmed it. He has never denied it.
He did, on one occasion, ask us for a bag of raisins.
Click any photograph to view it full size. Use the arrow keys to move between them. We are not going to insult you by describing what you can already see.
Saw a man with a beard and long hair who looked at you a little too long? Send us the photograph. If you got a clear one of His face, that is worth a bag of the Apostles' Medley. If you got a photo of your own dog staring thoughtfully at a stranger, that is worth two.
Email it to sightings@jesusisnuts.com with the city, the date, and how long he looked at you. Include the moment your hands started shaking — that is our most important metric.
Every sighting gets a pin on the Moscow map with a satellite campus marker. Nobody has ever been able to explain how the map keeps up with him.
Confirmed sightings earn a free bag of Quiet Almonds and our eternal gratitude. Unconfirmed sightings earn a discount code, because effort is worth something even without a miracle.